Monday, December 27, 2010

Oh The Glories Of The Pig!

Woke up yesterday morning to eat nacatamales.  These came from my cousin´s house.  She lives in Santo Tomas and has chickens and pigs on her property.  Nice pig.  Nice pig.  She also sent us home with fresh chicharrones.  I can´t express enough how good they were. 




If you don´t eat meat or don´t indulge in swine, then you don´t really need to read this.  Anyway, the chicharrones were just recently fried in their own fat.  My dad and I ate a plate of them hot and with tortillas and chile.  Ena Frank, my cousin, served up a large plate of them and we all commented on how it was too much, and yet I dug into that plate with my dad and if she´d have brought more, I would have eaten them too.  They were slightly chewy, just made, but she put some in a bag to take home and they´ve become crispy.  They will not go to waste.

Actually, isn´t that really the concept of the pig?  Nothing goes to waste with it.  You eat everything but the squeal and I think that if there were a way to fry the squeal in it´s own squeaky grease we´d eat that too.

Anyway, I visted Ena Frank last year with my cousin Franco´s family and my Tia Ena and Tio Chico.  At the time, they were building the house and so you could see the layout of it with the concrete walls and nothing else.  Now, it´s a proper house with rooms and tile floors and stairs leading down to the lower level with an outdoor kitchen (perfect for laying out a just killed piggy about to be turned into nacatamales and chicharrones).  Her husband Alexis, cut a mahogany tree down for the doors. They wanted to also make the ceilings mahogany but there´s a limit as to how many precious-wood trees you can cut down.  The place is right off the highway, kind of lonesome with few neighbors, though all of Alexis´ family lives nearby.



Ena Frank has a business of piñateria.  Basically she imports party favors and sells them in a little store in the town.  She goes to Panama to buy piñatas, party favors, table cloths, napkins, centerpieces, etc.  Alexis is a rancher, thus the proliferation of chickens and lovely pigs.

Later that evening, we partook of some of the chicharrones with my Tia Mireya and Tio Felipe.  People cannot resist these tasty morsels of pig fat.  Mmmmm.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Gambling

We went to Montelimar resort.  This is the resort that was once Somoza´s private beach property.  At the Casona (Big House) there is a casino.  This is where one can see evidence of my mother´s vice.  She likes to gamble.  The truth of the matter is that she´s quite lucky.  My dad gets jealous of her because she has luck in picking winning numbers, yet she doesn´t play the lottery (he does).

Once when my dad was working at Rheem Manufacturing, they had a betting pool.  My dad used to bet on certain numbers, but he never won.  My ma had a dream that my dad´s numbers won, but that they never quite saw the money.  Weeks passed and my dad forgot to play his numbers, and they won!

Anyway, she couldn´t wait for the evening for us to go to the casino so she could play the slot machines.  Dad gave us 400 cordobas (around 20 dollars).  We got two cups of one cordoba coins and played for hours.  Finally, my mom won 400 cordobas so we had my dad change them, so we could pay him back and play the rest.   The second evening, my mother announced that she would double the money, perhaps a moment of hubris on her part.  We did not.  But my dad managed to win!  He usually never plays.  I have photographic evidence of his playing.  The funny thing about him, it´s hard to tell if he´s having any fun.  He was sitting at a slot machine with a mermaid theme and I´m not sure if he understood what he needed to get to win, because everytime he pressed the spin button he took a while looking at the machine as if he was reading it.  He didn´t get excited by the process like my mother.  She was sitting at a machine that had a double winnings theme, though that did not happen.  I was at a Winning Streak machine which my mother liked because it was loud and if you got three Winning Streaks in a row it went into a digital bonus round with lots of fanfare and musica.



Now we´re getting ready for Christmas Eve.  I made the rounds with my mom to visit her old ladies, who she gives communion to.  They all know about me (of course) and all ask about my dad.  Two old lady sisters in particular were kind of fun, because they seem mischievous.  They had a table set with a Christmas table cloth and we stood around it for the prayers and the readings.  Off to the side in their dirt yard, a dog was resting.  My eyes kept wandering over to him, until I noticed that he had a missing paw.  The paw had been missing for a while, because he didn´t seem wounded at all. 

Today, the government gave out free toys and pinatas for Christmas.  There´s a carnival with rides at the centro.  There will be loads of fireworks tonight.  The firemen (bomberos) were on the news talking about the safety measures they´re involved in regarding the fireworks (polvora).  They´re only allowed to sell fireworks in certain spaces.  They´ve given safety measures to people who transport the fireworks.  Now they urge the populace to use common sense and not allow children to set off fireworks, saying that only adults should use them and with caution (meaning--not drunk!), talking about how a burn lasts forever and they want to avoid that.  Further talk of avoiding burns...while people are getting ready for their Christmas dinner...making nacatamales or cooking their chicken dinners, el bombero (the fireman) acknowledged that many people are cooking on open fires and are perhaps preoccupied with making a big dinner and the children are playing near the fire and that could be an avoidable tragedy...

Other news...el Diputado Valle is a rich dude who donates his paycheck from the Assembly every month.  This month, his paycheck went to the taxistas.  There was a line of them on TV getting money to fill up their cabs with gas and to spend on Christmas. 

Have your bets paid off this year?  What will you put your money on next year?  Thoughts people?  I´m going to do my best not to waste $$.  That´s the plan.  Save save save.  Be resourceful  in all ways...

Note:  she gambles rarely, but when she does, she enjoys it.

Hope yours is a lovely one.
Signing off for this evening, ya´ll.

Deep Thoughts: Relationships...

So I couldn´t resist the SNL reference, what with my inspirational quotes poster-like pics.
But I am thinking about relationships lately.
Look at this cute couple!

Can you believe that they´ve been together for 42 years!  I´m thinking about them, because they are such opposites, and because I´m somehow like both of them.

Mom is ultra-dynamic.  She´s always in motion.  She´s vibrant and fun and very very cheerful.  Sometimes too cheerful.  She´s also very bossy. 



Then there´s the daughter version...dynamic?  Sometimes.  In motion?  Sometimes.  Vibrant?  Fun? Cheerful?  I have my moments.  Bossy?  I´m a teacher for God´s sake.  Yes.

Dad is reserved. Often curmudgeonly.  Quite the storyteller.  Could care less what other people think of him.  Is prone to surprising displays of humor.
Daughter version:  Reserved? Sometimes.  Curmudgeonly.  Definitely.  Try to talk to me on a Monday morning.  Storyteller?  I´d like to think so. Could care less what other people think?  I have my moments.

So, I´m uncertain what makes things work between these two.  Magic fairy dust, perhaps?

As for this daughter riding off into the sunset with Prince Charming...who knows.  But here´s a pretty Nicaraguan sunset nonetheless.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Eclipse in Nicaragua

The new blog header pic is from the parental back yard.  Nice, no?

First day in Nicaragua is surreal.  Wake up and have banana and papaya for breakfast.  Shower.  Go to the dentist to get teeth cleaned for twenty bucks.  Come back for lunch.  Read through a stack of student work.  Take a few pics of the flora in the back yard.  Stalk a hummingbird.  Make a mental note:  will try to get a pic of a hummingbird, but this will be an ultimate challenge.

Watch parental units in their natural habitat and wonder how is it that Dad has stopped aging?  Somewhere along the line, he just stopped.

Observe parental units in their natural dynamic.  Mom talk, talk, talking.  Plan, plan, planning.  Dad saying, Nay.  No.  Uh-uh.  Somehow it works.  Think about relationships and the whole opposites attract thing.

Read more student work.

Take a break.  Go with Mom to a carne asada joint on the highway.  La Diabla.  Risk life and limb to get said carne asada.  (No real parking.  So you pull up along the shoulder and look for a safe moment to jump out of the car.)  It´s worth it.  Share gallopinto and carne asada and platanos maduros fritos and cabbage salad and pico de gallo with Mom and Dad.

Finish reading student work.  Enter grades.

Look at part of the eclipse.  Watch the corner of the moon dissappear.

Think about the coming new year and all the stuff that´s happened this year.  Wonder, have I learned enough?  Wonder what´s next?  Wonder what it must have felt like many moons ago to look up and see the moon begin to dissappear; eaten by some invisible monster; erased by an invisible hand?  Have faith that the moon will return. 

Go to bed.  Tomorrow, the beach!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Shabby Apple All That Jazz Dress Guest Giveaway

Shabby Apple All That Jazz Dress Guest Giveaway

So this was on Grosgrain, which is a sewing blog I've been following. She claims that the time period emulated in these photos was a time "when dressing was easy". I would say NOT. However, I would say the dressing was CLASSY as all get out. And smoky. And va-va-voom.

Click on the link above for the snazzy outfits in the smoky room with the vixens and the vamps.

I think, when I teach opposites I always try to work in an example of an opposite you grudgingly admire.  I always give the example of the femme fatale.  Well there's several examples of what I'm talking about in this photo-shoot wearing lovely outfits.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Johnny Joo-man was a Huevo



One of my father’s favorite stories about his son,William, involved a television show about a cowboy named Johnny Joo-man. The story involved my dad singing the television theme song as his son did and then as himself. I’ve heard the beginning of this song so many times that it holds a special place in my heart even though I did not grow up watching the TV show. Once, I went to some underground comic film fest and in the midst of some older television snippets they played a few seconds of the song and my ears perked up and my whole body strained to capture it all in my head. I felt this sense of recognition that made me nostalgic for something I never experienced first hand from the source. But the clip was short and the effect was fleeting.

Now with the wonder of the Internet, I have seen the opening credits of the show and some episodes on YouTube. But I didn’t find it right away because I didn’t know how to spell Johnny Joo-man. It certainly couldn’t be spelled how it sounded. There never was a Hollywood cowboy called Jew-man spelled J-E-W-M-A-N, was there? Or J-O-O-M-A-N? After a couple of searches I found it and as with many little things involving my father’s stories, it made sense. The show was called Johnny Yuma, Y-U-M-A and the theme song was sung by Johnny Cash.

The way my dad tells it, William, his second born son, liked to watch that show. He’d be decked out like a little cowboy with his hat on and his holster around his hips with the toy guns. (It was the tale end of the 50’s. But I was born in 69 and even though I was obviously a girl there is a picture of me at around age 3 bare-chested with a cowboy hat on and a holster and gun set sitting on a rocking horse. Yea dad.)Anyway, according to dad, William was very skinny; so skinny that his holster would slide down his hips and onto the floor. Remembering this would make my father laugh and shake his head at skinny little William.

So dad punches a hole in the holster so it can fit snug so William could be a proper cowboy.

One day William began loudly singing the theme song. “Johnny Joo-man was a huevo!”

My dad started cracking up. He interrupted the singing. “Johnny Joo-man was not a huevo. Johnny Joo-man was a rrebol.” William, ornery cowboy that he was, got annoyed. “Joo feo, daddy.” was his very clever retort.

But when the song came on for the show, William was obviously listening more carefully, because this time he heard Johnny Cash sing clearly, “Johnny Yuma was a rebel,” and he turned around stunned and said, “Joo right, daddy.” So I know the moment when my brother learned the difference between the English word rebel and the Spanish word for egg.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Super Aikido Girl

Super Aikido Girl begins the day in meditation aligning all the energies of the universe within herself.  The time taken to do this is a worthy investment because it makes the world clearer.  The colors are sharper.  Her eyes and ears are more observant.  In turn, the universe  offers many gifts.  She catches sights of great acrobatic squirrels in the tree outside of her apartment.  She notices the surprised smile of the CTA worker at the train station when she nods a hello.  People make space for her on the train platform.  When you make space for the universe, the universe makes space for you.  Ahhh, yes, young grasshopper

But it is not all sweetness and light, because I did say she has aligned all the energies that are darker, murkier than others.

She can see pain.  The woman with the scrunched up face on the train.  She looks constipated.  No, she looks wretched.  Super Aikido Girl, acknowledges the wretchedness--there's no worse thing to do that to deny wretchedness.  Whatever you deny will present itself over and over again, louder and bolder and more forcefully until you acknowledge it.  So she does.  And she imagines a smoothing out of the lines on the woman's face.  A release of weight....

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Say Something



Here's one of the PSA's that the students created in the Film Institute.

Mak Shau!

So, I've been teaching in a two-week intensive Film Institute at Northeastern Illinois University.  I'm not a film-maker, but someone decided I should teach screenwriting for this project.  So we had 32 high school students, and two weeks.  We divided up into four teams.  Each team came up with a concept for a PSA, wrote a script, created a storyboard, filmed the PSA, edited it, created their credits,  and put together a movie poster.  All the students wrote an artist statement. 

There were eight adults working very closely with the students on everything from acting, filming, editing, and writing. 

Why all these numbers?  Because, supposedly, numbers are concrete.  People like numbers.  They like data.  I can't stand data or numbers.  I can't add.  I can't subtract without a calculator.  Numbers make me dizzy...which leads me to a Beatles reference...

This experience was awesome, but CRAZY.

It reminds me of the Beatles playing in Hamburg to rowdy crowds yelling, Mak shau!  Mak shau!

I think we did it.  I think we made a good show.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Shirt almost done!

All I have to do is hem the sleeves.  I can't believe it.  Pictures forthcoming.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Blouse in progress


blouse in progress
Originally uploaded by kissingninja
So I know it looked a hot mess in the previous post about collars. But it actually looks like it might one day be a shirt, doesn't it? That's the dress form Ange (best friend) gave me for my birthday last year. I feel like I should name her.

Still to come: finishing the collar, sleeves, buttons and button holes--whew!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Red Winged Black Bird

is tres elegant.  He knows how to impress a lady.  He's a sharp dresser.  Elegant in black with just the right amount of contrast on his wings.









Mysterious, small but mighty.  Impressive voice.  He's where it's at, ladies.

Collars?!?

I will never look at them the same way again. How incredibly complicated! I never knew. I'm glad I'm taking this class, otherwise, I'm pretty sure I'd get frustrated and give up. I realize that one of the things that really stumps me in sewing is when two pieces of fabric do not match up. I always assume that it's my fault, that I cut the pieces out incorrectly... I never assume that there's some tricky easing thing going on.

With the collar, there's lots of clipping of the fabric to ease the collar onto the neckline. Who woulda thunk? Not me, that's for sure.











On a different note, sewing offers motivation to stick to one's diet. I started this blouse in September, and was unable to finish. It got put away. Now it's May and after the long hard winter, through which I obviously coddled myself with carbs, I am heavier than I once was. But there's no way that I'm going to work on this shirt and not wear it. Uh-uh.

Besides, I rode my bike this weekend. Bike riding, watching my shirt take shape, and the warm weather should do wonders for my figure.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

A Step Beyond Beginner

I am officially a step beyond a beginning seamstress. Just a wee step, mind you. But it is a step nonetheless. I am making a blouse. I've sewn the darts. I've sewn the shoulder and side seams. It is beginning to look like a blouse (sans sleeves). It wil have sleeves! And button holes! And buttons!

Crazy.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Ark

The Ark and The Flood didn't happen like they say. God's usually not that direct, you know. God's a mysterious force with a dry sense of humor.

Noah, you can call him Noah if you want, woke up one day with an inexplicable tickling sensation in his limbs. He felt a strange desire to use a hammer and nails. He was an accountant,well versed in the abacus, but for some reason felt drawn to hammer and nails and wood.

His wife certainly had a lot to say about the ruckus of a man unused to the swing of a hammer. And then there was the saw. She feared for his thumbs, his limbs, his mind.

How could Noah explain this strange urge to BUILD? It buzzed in him and kept him awake at night. The neighbors threatened to burn his house down if he didn't stop with the racket.

"What are you making?" his wife asked. But Noah didn't even know.

He did know exactly how many nails he'd used. How many pieces of wood.

And he knew he felt and urgency to complete his project. He could taste rain. It flooded his mouth and made him thirsty. He could smell it in the air long before the rain clouds cast their shadows over him.

The ship took shape until its shape became clear to everyone who saw it. All the gossipy angry neighbors pointed and laughed at the absurdity of it.

One night, the ship was surrounded by animals. Goats fled their goatherds, snakes came out of their burrows, mice crept out of their corners, tarantulas... Noah's wife was alarmed--but the animals banged their bodies against the boat as if scratching themselves against a post or as if they wanted to get inside.

The rain smell grew. It tickled Noah's nose until he decided--absurd or not--when a man gets an urge to build a boat in the desert and the animals all come out and try to get on it--there must be something to it. So he dragged his wife aboard and let the animals in.

All the while, the neighbors yelled--"You fool, Noah, go to bed! Get those animals out of here! Noah! That's my goat, you goat thief!"

And then the first rain drop fell

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Cravings

1.
Oh do not taunt me
dark-chocolate candy bar
you know I luv you

2.
I will defeat you
Maybe not now, but sometime
tomorrow maybe.

3.
Wicked chocolate!
you speak so sweetly of luv
--smooth operator

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A Recipe

All day long, his words simmered in her consciousness, "You never make me croissants. If you loved me, you'd make me croissants." It was ridiculous of him, she knew. In fact, sometimes she'd roll the words over in her mind like prayer beads and smile at his ridiculousness--the childlike neediness. But as the hours passed, she was surprised to discover all at once--his words had come to a boil in her mind and she had to turn off the repetitive accusation before it boiled over. That was why she found herself at the grocery store after work. Flour, butter, milk, sugar, yeast.

No, she'd never made him croissants, it was true. She wondered at the meaning of it--her face reflected in the chrome edges of the refrigerated shelves.

At home, in her kitchen, she decided to put on the kitschy apron (a housewarming present from a friend) and felt a lovely sense of domesticity flood her body.

Two and three quarters cups of flour later and the things baking in the oven--she had to take stock of the mess she'd made. She'd floured the floor, the table, the counter top, herself. She laughed--did a little shimmy dance barefoot swishing a path through the flour on the floor. She wiped off the counter and the table, washed the dishes, shook out the apron, letting the flour settle on the floor with the rest. Pulled the croissants out of the oven when the timer rang. The whole house smelled like love. Smiling, she removed the apron, ironed it crisp with her hands, folded it and placed it high on the shelf. She made a pot of coffee and sat down with her creations.

"You never made me croissants," began to bubble up in her consciousness again, but she took a bite of that buttery loveliness and smiled.

Nope, she thought.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Don't even think about it.

This happened on Wednesday.

So, I'm on the train by 6:15am. Maybe after the Loyola stop, I'm not sure, there's this black man, skinny, tall, older and drunk who keeps talking shit to this woman sitting across from him. The thing is, she keeps talking back to him. I can't tell if he's truly belligerent or not. There is another woman sitting nearby and I'm in the middle of the car. Behind me in the back of the car are two other men. I'm trying to read student work. I have a pen in my hand and I'm really trying to NOT listen to the back and forth. I don't understand why this woman keeps saying stuff back at the dude. Anyway at some point the other woman sitting nearby tells the dude to leave her (the woman who he has been targeting) alone. This goes on for a while. She tells him to shut the fck up. This raises the drama-rama. The man grabs his bottle (conveniently wrapped in a black plastic bag) and makes like he's going to hit her with it. This is when I dump my backpack on the empty seat next to me, and jump up and yell (VERY LOUDLY).

I am unclear the order of what I said, so I will include all the statements that I remember making at some point in this exchange.


don't even think about it.
sit down.
put that away.
don't even think about it.
you will act like a gentleman and either sit down or get off the train

Meanwhile, I should add that I am now standing next to the woman who he is directing his anger at. This is not the woman he was talking to earlier. This was the woman who was sitting nearby and who took up for the other lady. She's young, black, with a puffy fro, and I realize (because she has taken off her jacket like a tough chic ready to throw down on the playground and I can see that she is wearing a security guard uniform) that she is a security guard.

But she is taking the tough chic stance and she is cussing him out. I, on the otherhand, have not sworn once (surprise). I am fixated on his movements and what he's doing with the bottle. (Because he could just be threatening, but because he's drunk, his behavior is unpredictable.) I have already figured out what move to make. (Yay aikido). All I have to do is be there, right up under his armpit the moment he raises his arm and I will topple this man over backwards. And he is drunk and I am not. I am fast, he is wobbly. Anyway, I'm not scared. But I'm very very aware.

At one point he sees the pen in my hand and makes like he thinks I'm threatening him with it. This I think is funny, because I just never let go of it. I am certainly not thinking of it as a weapon. "You ain't gonna do anything with that," he says to me, like my pen is a wimpy weapon.

"You're right. I'm not," I say implying something far more dangerous and mysterious.

Meanwhile, Security Guard Lady is threatening to pepper spray him (though she doesn't seem to have said spray out.)

Finally (and it seemed like we would never get to the next stop) we approach a platform and we are both telling him to get off the train.

He does. People start flowing in. They have no idea why these two women are standing in the middle of the aisle. He makes like he's going to get back on. Security Guard Lady yells, "I wish you would. I'll put my foot so far up your a$$..." But the doors close and he continues to mouth threats at us through the window.

I go back to my seat. My backpack still open, but unperturbed. I settle back down. Later, I start a coughing fit and realized that I strained my throat.

Let me tell you that my voice filled the entire train car. And my voice must have sounded strong. Because he wasn't quite sure if I was scary or not.

Finally, at Monroe, Security Guard Lady got off the train. She looked for me before she got off, mouthed "Thank you," to me. I called out to her, "You have a good day."

Let me tell you, we shared a moment, that Security Guard Lady and me.

And that was the beginning of my day.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Make Sense

So, I started this blog a while ago and did nothing with it. Instead, I began following all kinds of crafty blogs, which while incredibly inspiring on a craft level, were not getting me to blog.

What did?

Well, I'm working with an after-school program. The idea is to get a group of high school students blogging. It's been slow so far. I have one star student and hope to get a group going as soon as I can get some posts up on that blog. We'll see.

But I though it just makes sense for me to start blogging for real.

So here goes...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Craftstacular

Cut up four t-shirts this weekend with the intent to make a skirt from the Alabama Stitch book. I need one more baby blue shirt as the baby blue shirts I used turned out a wee bit small. I managed to lay the pattern over the back of the shirt and cut out a panel. But the neck hole interfered with that in the front.

Anyway...a fabulous skirt is in my future. It may have a long gestation period. But the process has begun.